Who could have imagined that a night this special could turn out so incredibly horrible.
Here's a little backstory I spent several months pursuing this very special lady and after a little careful coaxing I finally got her to agree to go out with me. I didn't do what I normally did; which was wait until the last minute to prepare, this time I was going to be ready.
I called up one of my favorite places and got us tickets to a little comedy show and dinner. I made sure to get a haircut, wear brand new clothes, and even spray a little cologne on.after picking up my date we rushed to make our reservations. We arrived just in time for the first performance, every comedian that graced the stage was at the top of their game so we laughed, we ate and we drank. I could tell my date was impressed plus I started to get those subtle thigh rubs some women give when they want you know they're interested
The show was over so we took off and for once on this date I didn't have a plan. I asked my date what she was in the mood for and her mouth didn't say anything but her eyes spoke another story and they said she wanted me. Who would I be to resist those beautiful eyes, so I immediately rushed us backed to my place.
1. The Deer Horn Muria tribe of India2. Ancient EgyptThey practice something called Ghotul, which is a festive mingling of teenage men and women to teach them songs, lore, tribal dance... and sex. At night, they engage in ceremonial orgies and sexual romps. Girls drink a natural liquor as a herbal contraceptive to avoid pregnancy [...]
1. Kiss her in the middle of her sentencegirls love that. 2. Play fighting is a smooth way of starting sex.3. Save water. Shower together...4. If you buy her Victoria Secret she will let youtake it off.5. Neck kissing is like heaven for women. Itmakes them breathe really hard and want to commit a lot of [...]
It’s said that anything can happen to you, so even the best lovers sometimes commit a funny blunder. 1. Anyone can be clumsyYou’re, without doubt, most happy when your actions in the bedroom are refined and elegant, and when every approach seems well trained and calm. However, sometimes it happens that the more you focus on [...]
You may think you're King of the Sheets, but the reality is that most women have faked an orgasm at some point in their lives, and most men have bought it. You have a right to know when what you're witnessing is a performance rather than the real deal.These 10 tips will help you identify if [...]
1. Love Lotto Have your partner write out 5 of his fantasies on pieces of paper, you do the same. When you are both finished, put the 10 fantasies in a jar and keep it in a private place. Take turns picking from it whenever you feel adventurous. 2. "60 Seconds in heaven" Ask your love where they [...]
1. Vibrators were invented for something elseThe vibrator was originally invented in the 19th century as a way to reduce "hysteria." That seems a little extreme. However, we do not recommend testing that theory by taking away a woman's vibrator to see if she goes into a hysterical fit. That's just dangerous.2. The sperm ratioYour average [...]
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Christmas is a time for love, a time for giving and receiving.And that applies to the bedroom too.Christmas sex is possibly even greater than birthday sex as you’ve got a couple of weeks to put in that extra effort and you both get ‘special presents’.But there’s more to Christmas sex than buying a cheap Mrs [...]
Just in time for that hot night of loving you have planned for your partner, we’ve put together the top ten must-know secrets for guys to keep their gals satisfied1.It’s safer at the shallow end. What I mean by this is that, evidence suggests, the outer third of the vagina is the most sensitive, so [...]