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Posted by Daryl Uli on

Who could have imagined that a night this special could turn out so incredibly horrible.

Here's a little backstory I spent several months pursuing this very special lady and after a little careful coaxing I finally got her to agree to go out with me. I didn't do what I normally did; which was wait until the last minute to prepare, this time I was going to be ready.

I called up one of my favorite places and got us tickets to a little comedy show and dinner. I made sure to get a haircut, wear brand new clothes, and even spray a little cologne on.after picking up my date we rushed to make our reservations. We arrived just in time for the first performance, every comedian that graced the stage was at the top of their game so we laughed, we ate and we drank. I could tell my date was impressed plus I started to get those subtle thigh rubs some women give when they want you know they're interested

The show was over so we took off and for once on this date I didn't have a plan. I asked my date what she was in the mood for and her mouth didn't say anything but her eyes spoke another story and they said she wanted me. Who would I be to resist those beautiful eyes, so I immediately rushed us backed to my place. 



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